Name: J.ReaL Hip Hop Aliases: Toy Robot, J.Reezy (or just Reezy), Jay-Mal The Jedi, Tokyo Toy, Willow Cypress, Franklin Richards, The Demitri Martin of Rap, “Say Nigga!”, and Jamal. Origin: New Orleans, Louisiana Religion: Hip-Hop Gender: Male Sexual Orientation: Lesbianism Occupation: Rapper/Producer/Musician, Writer, Music Video Director, and Non-Union Actor Powers: Rapping, Sound Manipulation, Advanced Mind Control Through Speaking, Pussykinesis, and is skilled in all four elements of Hip-Hop Interests: Musicalness, Filminizing, Skateboardering, Gamingation, Comic Bookery, Twitterlization, and GIRLS. Quotes: “Man is the super-lesbian”, “Pretty feet or GTF”, “Nelly…Top 5 Dead or Alive”, “Feminists are the REAL sexist”, “I love 50 Cent with braids, and I don’t give a DAMN who knows it”, & “You know, it’s up to God to decide if tranny porn is gay or not”. Final Thoughts: Oh yeah…take me serious.Tumblr (3.0; @girlsgamesandtacobell)http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44368043a9fac8a7269bd3188aa598f7/tumblr_momg9ynAbz1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Vanilla Waffers & Cheese. Hubby, go to the store. #PregoWifeSteez</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53333150208http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53333150208Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:56:22 -0400pregowifesteez<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4a87fb3169fb79004ce35d004adad91/tumblr_mokfxevbOS1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Putting out fires.</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53242773325http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53242773325Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:53:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0tmfbOPf1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53092265252http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53092265252Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:13:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af82824dee38cb863f3f95f096cc8f69/tumblr_moh6jsvLfW1qbumrto1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53092217748http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53092217748Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:13:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyld2Es6s1qh89jro1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53092109483http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53092109483Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:11:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f57bd1515920e35e4a54336dac414bfa/tumblr_mo1o2o9gSj1qdqlnso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53092046080http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53092046080Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:10:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72c40b783955603e8e022036d0a2f16e/tumblr_mmemq62OzO1r779qqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53092037821http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53092037821Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:10:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e6f1674f491e38c69a030047ff0fa986/tumblr_moghmkJR931qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From the mathematical symbol for Pi.</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53055955432http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/53055955432Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:39:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d1983eebf71ebde8dd6c258676a89d4/tumblr_moesbj2eFl1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The leg I’ll break tonight.</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52985430646http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52985430646Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:35:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c74c7c0341c8c9d1a7c50a13e6d5f057/tumblr_moepnwHQn51qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Men’s bathroom @ The Cypress! Y’all come out & support or take a shit if you need to!</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52981946890http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52981946890Fri, 14 Jun 2013 19:38:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca28a84ff579e5e3116564fc0e1c9bf4/tumblr_mobrn8nslK1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I swear to Gawd, Regina, whoever I don’t see at this show is gettin’ their ass beat! I SWAHTAGAWD!!!</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52858066935http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52858066935Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:28:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e017fba4ed0aa185eabff53a01a9255/tumblr_mob180uOwa1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#Selfie Me that one time I made a huge mistake.</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52826528520http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52826528520Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:57:36 -0400selfie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67bfa166e2f1c8a8a42382ed1e5aef0d/tumblr_mo98ioIMRI1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gonna hang out here and watch the game.</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52750998852http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52750998852Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:39:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03cf3df6de97e2879b8d438316eb1f3c/tumblr_mo6w8avWCZ1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#Selfie Old pic. Me the last time I risked my life to save Hong Kong.</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52641097618http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52641097618Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:19:22 -0400selfie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc8fbbaa35817e88d6b9d70f1b930a66/tumblr_mo46yqgHLO1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Swoosh.</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52526895278http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52526895278Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:18:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5b497c49a0e325218369314f44df6ba/tumblr_mo3bg0XKHP1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Darn Breaking Bad reruns got me tripping balls again.</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52483181380http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52483181380Sat, 08 Jun 2013 15:57:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb9b142e562dee2529b519a521791a1e/tumblr_mo2f1uY4sD1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Like, what the fuck kinda Satanic shit?! Who does this?! Even if you wanted a half-fucking-burrito (and I know that’s what it is, unless I’m truly living with an agent of fucking chaos) just use a whole one and cut it in half! God! This country is going down the shitter!!!</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52447323425http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52447323425Sat, 08 Jun 2013 04:17:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc434798579e14d6785e93516adf0a55/tumblr_mo2eq04txB1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>JUST USE THE WHOLE FUCKING TORTILLA!!!</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52447070154http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52447070154Sat, 08 Jun 2013 04:10:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a81301fb95556140de122ebacbfb82b5/tumblr_mnwxhyHDxv1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Walter was drunk & had to pee, so this is him doing so when we pulled the car over. Classic.</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52209783973http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52209783973Wed, 05 Jun 2013 05:10:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b498d56dffd7f9e4f2e68a94028344f/tumblr_mnwrapMhTs1qabyuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My sober ASS!</p>http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52205443441http://girlsgamesandtacobell.tumblr.com/post/52205443441Wed, 05 Jun 2013 02:56:48 -0400